At least I found it funny and on a day when I REALLY needed it too so here goes.
Everyday we go over our rules in a song and the kids sing it except for a 2yr old boy I have. He is very delayed and doesnt speak much. When he does it's hard to understand or jumbled. So anyway we sang the song about walking feet, helping hands, quiet voices, listening ears...etc. He did the motions and mummbled, he was trying harder to say the words today!
After circle time I allowed free play outside. DCG was running on the patio and I told her "walking feet on the pation honey u can run in the grass." Again she did it so I spoke up louder from across the yard "Walking Feet please!" Just then 2yr old DCB YELLS F**KING WHEAT!
The kids stopped running and looked wide eyed with a gasp that sucked all the oxygen from the air!!!
I too didnt laugh at 1st just stood there with my jaw in the grass!
A little old man on the jogging trail along side of the yard cracked up laughing and said "just what are u teaching them over there?"
I finally closed my mouth and started lauging with the old guy he's a regular so he knew better. DCB and the kids see us laughing and laugh with us. I said yes DCB WWWWALKING FFFFEET! He is saying it better now but OH my what would the parents or a potential client think had they heard it? Anyway it's funny to me now but just a gasp at the moment.